Friday, February 13, 2009
Q. What's the fastest drink?
A. Milk - because it's past your eyes before you even see it!
(you have to read this one out loud)
Courtesy of Mr. B (not in the nose).
I was telling the Master about a fat, little mouse that I saw scamper in front of my car the other night.
"How do you know it was a mouse?" he countered. "Maybe it was a really small chinchilla. Or a sloth that drank too much coffee."